pakiboy
18th April 2005, 04:37
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for
whatever he wants,
but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is
to forget it once.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for
whatever he wants,
but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
----------------------------------------------------------
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is
to forget it once.
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