RangBaz
17th April 2005, 01:42
1. PARTNER TANGLE
Late at night a couple was sleeping in bed when suddenly the door bell rings. The couple wakes up. The women says: "Quick. My husband is back.
The man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Oh! But I am the husband." :) :) :)
2. PHONE LINES
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, " Can I help you ?" The man said, " Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines." ::w00t:: ::th::
Late at night a couple was sleeping in bed when suddenly the door bell rings. The couple wakes up. The women says: "Quick. My husband is back.
The man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Oh! But I am the husband." :) :) :)
2. PHONE LINES
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, " Can I help you ?" The man said, " Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines." ::w00t:: ::th::