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Devil

25th March 2005, 04:34

hi people it s my first topic in this forum...............so plz no bad comments.................ok??????????

sorry mods and admin......if u think my jokes are not clean ........so warn me..........cuz i saw ur advice to keep this section clean.......but i think the jokes are very clean just like me( The Devil).........here i go.....

The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

wasey82

25th March 2005, 06:54

Intresting

wasif

28th March 2005, 13:27

nice jokes i like this one
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

lol ::w00t::

AnamY

5th April 2005, 20:06

i like the firsttwo but change ur opinion about the girl friends though cuz all aren't like that!!!!!

jwad

5th April 2005, 22:41

good one buddy,the last one was ::th::

Vicky19

5th April 2005, 23:33

thx for sharing..

qasimmemon

6th April 2005, 11:16

its interesting and thanx for sharing

Fazi

6th April 2005, 15:21

thanks

Ahmie

7th April 2005, 14:57

Thanx for sharing! Keep it up! ::th::

malikjavi

9th April 2005, 11:38

nice ::th:: keep it up ::pak::

looser

18th April 2005, 00:34

lol ::w00t:: ::w00t:: ::w00t::

Ghufran7

30th April 2005, 06:18

LOL :)

tHeKiDnExTdOoR

30th April 2005, 07:14

Originally posted by Devil

The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

these 2 were really funny...

Chaudry

30th April 2005, 12:02

LOL

osmanaldo1

10th May 2005, 04:33

weird

DesiMD

10th May 2005, 05:31

:) :) lol...nice ones. :) :) ...keep em' coming friend ::th:: ::th::

mixyguy6

5th August 2005, 20:35

liked these jokes.. :style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif:

hashir

5th August 2005, 22:04

good jokes man..thanks a lot