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Asma_Ahmad
29th March 2006, 20:39
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you are asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P****cats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.v
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.v
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.v
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.v
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.v
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.....

BusySoul
29th March 2006, 20:50
madam jee app ne to Ph. D. kar rakhi he guys per...........by the way I found almost all of the things true as far as my nature is concerned..........good work

BaDaR
29th March 2006, 20:52
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BusySoul @ Mar 29 2006, 06:50 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
madam jee app ne to Ph. D. kar rakhi he guys per...........by the way I found almost all of the things true as far as my nature is concerned..........good work
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Toh iss ka matlab yehi hoa na keh Madam jee neh PHD ki hoi hai style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif

snomi
29th March 2006, 20:57
Nice analysis on guys

moneebhussain
29th March 2006, 21:00
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BaDaR @ Mar 29 2006, 06:52 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Toh iss ka matlab yehi hoa na keh Madam jee neh PHD ki hoi hai style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif
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sahi kah badr bhai.

sohni_kuri
29th March 2006, 21:01
wowwww.....m soo happy to see that finally someone sended something about boyzzzzzz style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif
well. the bad thingsss are veru trueeee style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif
Aleeh bhai ko deekhna chijjee tha yaaaarrrr

moneebhussain
29th March 2006, 21:03
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sohni_kuri @ Mar 29 2006, 07:01 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
wowwww.....m soo happy to see that finally someone sended something about boyzzzzzz style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif
well. the bad thingsss are veru trueeee style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif
Aleeh bhai ko deekhna chijjee tha yaaaarrrr
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yeh she done phd on it so its got to be true.

sohni_kuri
29th March 2006, 21:04
ohh reallyyy asmaa how frm wich uni ????
after high school im planning to go there alsoo style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif haha style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

BaDaR
29th March 2006, 21:04
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sohni_kuri @ Mar 29 2006, 07:01 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
wowwww.....m soo happy to see that finally someone sended something about boyzzzzzz style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif
well. the bad thingsss are veru trueeee style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif
Aleeh bhai ko deekhna chijjee tha yaaaarrrr
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Its long time since some one posted about girls also style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

moneebhussain
29th March 2006, 21:06
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BaDaR @ Mar 29 2006, 07:04 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Its long time since some one posted about girls also style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif
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badar bhai i can post couple of things about girls but i cannot start topic.

sohni_kuri
29th March 2006, 21:08
well if u cant thennn u dont really have to post themm really style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif

moneebhussain
29th March 2006, 21:10
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sohni_kuri @ Mar 29 2006, 07:08 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
well if u cant thennn u dont really have to post themm really style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif
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i will send it to badar bhai and he will start the topic on my behalf.

sohni_kuri
29th March 2006, 21:11
well that woudnt be nessacarry style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif

moneebhussain
29th March 2006, 21:12
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sohni_kuri @ Mar 29 2006, 07:11 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
well that woudnt be nessacarry style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/zuban.gif
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that will be necessary but don,t woryy nothing bad about girls.

couple of facts.

Conartist
29th March 2006, 21:19
it's true for the most part.

Farishta
29th March 2006, 21:22
yeh larkay hee hain har waqt larkioon kay peeechay paraa rehtaay haain .aaj kaal mera peechay kuch larkyaan pari hoooyeen haaain .anyways nice information.

Mazter
30th March 2006, 01:46
Hahahaha,

Larkiyan are so nice,really look how smart they are, keep it up aur mera naam roshan karo heheh

Duffarama
30th March 2006, 06:27
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
I wouldn't be to sure.

Mazter
30th March 2006, 17:54
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Duffarama @ Mar 30 2006, 05:27 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
I wouldn't be to sure.
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Hahahah, They may would do, I would like to see girls paying money and getting me roses hahah Kidding style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

khan_2005
31st March 2006, 17:20
well y 99? Atleast guys should have made a century in things abt them.

prince99
3rd April 2006, 05:23
lolz yh nice one but why only 99 ?

donshon
27th April 2006, 22:49
except for a few all others are complete mockery!

whozpooja1234
27th April 2006, 22:57
lolz

apac
27th April 2006, 23:16
i dunno man .. u got it the way u think and im cool wid tht ... its supposed to b a joke rite ..
thx for the great analysis

kool05
27th April 2006, 23:39
true to a good extent!

adilamin1
27th April 2006, 23:51
yes why is it 99, complete the century. Most of them are true.

donshon
28th April 2006, 01:17
as i said earlier most of it is complete mockery!